Buddha Jokes, Round One
Buddha Jokes, Round One
As I said, just some fun for the rest of the week. Next week, we’ll get into some more of the serious stuff. Buddhists know not to take life too seriously, and to realize the importance of a good laugh.
I don’t know if these are going to give you a good laugh, but they’re guaranteed for a groan.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Q. What does Buddha say when he orders a hot dog?
A. “One with everything.”
Q. What did the Buddha say when the hot dog vendor asked him if he had change?
A. “Change must come from within.”
Q. Why can’t the Buddha vacuum under the sofa?
A. Because he has no attachments.
A monk was driving in India when suddenly a dog crosses the road. The car hit and killed the dog. The monk looked around and seeing a temple, went to knock on the door. A monk opened the door. The first monk said: “I’m terribly sorry, but my karma ran over your dogma.”
OK, I hope those weren’t too painful. Since tomorrow is going to be the “musical episode” I’ll let you “suffer” through that one.
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